“"I just couldn't seem to knock anything down. How can we win if we can't knock anything down?"
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson

"Well, I scored my first touchdown in this game. It's been a long time coming, let me tell you. I'm happy to have kept us out of the scoring slump we were in during the first half of the season. Does this mean I can lose the 'Butterfingers' nickname now?"
--Foreman Blake

"Do it a few more times and then ask us that, Butterfingers."
--Foreman Tuttle

"Hey Hank, I think you're still falling behind me this season. You better get that act together!"
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills, Casualty leader for the Bulk this season”