“The problem with winning a couple of games around here is that soon you lose your crappy 140 CR and people think you might be able to play the game... Which isn't a problem unless you fail at blocking. Still it is nice to play one of coaches that folk talk about. If you lose, you'll just be another scalp claimed by a FUMBBL household name; if you win, you have a nice story to tell the kids.

This is the second time the crazy cows have fought those foul-happy Chaos Dwarves and this is the second time they've come off worse for wear. This game also saw me fall to temptation and drop a foul, even though it probably cost me since I was two DP down. Still, the stun probably allowed me to put more pressure on the ball. If games continue to prove difficult to find, I may have to give up and join the ranks of fouley foulers.

Heading into the game without fear and fully accepting a roster reshuffle, it was a bit disappointing to barely contest the second half due to 4 players struck down by the heat.

Once again it should be noted that the death was caused by opponent. I hope every coach on FUMBBL reads these reports, cos I don't think many people believe me when I tell them all those SI and KIA are self inflicted. Maybe a few more games against the bigger names and word will spread: "Don't block my guys, you do more damage than I ever do with them". ”