“Very interesting match. First drive he gets into the vaunted cage offense, movin across the field like a defensive tackle with an interception. Niggles my ogre (damn apothecary) and scores. I manage to get a catcher downfield but trips on his shoelaces. Finish off the first half with an ungodly string of luck to pick up the ball in a tackle zone then make 4 straight dodges with 1 or 2 tackle zones b4 a gfi for the td to tie it up.
Pitch invasion starts the 2nd half, which blows my plan out of the water but gives me an opening to canvas his defense and score 2 turns in. Rest of the half is spent blowing his cage open and keepin the orcs out of range, which ultimately proves successful. Good start to the Stomp.”