“OCCS Orcland Wooden Shield 11/07 - round 1
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If Blood Bowl was a fair game it would let a team of chaos dwarf get away with having 71 % luck against goblins in any match, least of all a tournament. But Blood Bowl isn't fair and the gobbos at least had some luck in walking of relatively unharmed.

The match between Oganized Konfusion and Letter People started great for the gobbos. Well, great by relative means. The pouring rain would make life miserable for them, but it would make it equally hard on the dwarves...or so was the plan. But they had purchased Bomber Dribblesnot and won the kickoff, which in itself was a source of great rejoicement. They also started the match surprisingly well, by bringing down the bull cantaur "Super Socks" and ganging up to foul him out. They achieved a KO, which spectacularly held the entire match. They tried the same with the minotaur, but only caused a stun and the ejection of Skum da Foulin' Bastard...which truly lived up to his name as a fouling bastard.

When Dribblesnot broke the arm of "A'choo" the chaos dwarf things started to look like Organized Konfusion might be heading towards something big...but that was about what Nuffle allowed them to do. The rest of the match went heavily in the chaos dwarves favor. Big Mouf was squeezed to a pulp by one of the trolls when they tried to launch him and it was only through some form of weird green potion that he could be brought back to life again. On the same turn Gritz got his leg snapped off by a black orc and "Funny Feet" the bull centaur charged in for a 5+ pickup that of course succeeded.

Goblins were sent left and right and "Funny Feet" could without much trouble stall himself to a turn 7 TD. Organized Konfusion launched a gobbo on the final turn of T8, but Kreplz slipped on the wet pitch on the landing.

In the 2nd half the Letter People won their 3rd kickoff bonus reroll in a row. Prophane told me that it was a new rule he had invented and for some reason the client seemed to accept his demand.

The dwarves had Nuffle in their VIP box by now which destroyed any attempt the gobbos had of trying to steal the ball. A gangfoul on the minotaur lead to an ejection of Stikka and when Dribblesnot threw a bomb towards the ball carrier a chaos dwarf intercepted it and threw it back, badly injuring one gobbo and stunning another. The trolls were by now extremly confuzed by the explosions, the rain and by shiny objects on the pitch and wasted most of their actions on drooling and scratching various body parts.

The bull centaur could run in a new TD in the middle of the 2nd half. The chaos dwarves then got a perfect defense on the next kickoff. The trolls were completly retarded again and the ball could quickly be conquered and converted into the final 3 - 0 score line.

Cyclopz also managed to kill himself on a failed block on the minotaur, but thankfully the regen was succesful.

Another loss for Organized Konfusion, which doesn't surprise anyone including themselves. But the poor gits deserve a bit better luck...

Thanks for the match, prophane. You are starting to look like one of those nemesis opponents that always roll their best when you face me :)”