“Funky Funkster, 14 ghoul
"*sotto voice* I'm not completely sure what happened. Everything was in our favor. The fans were practically handing us the game. But it seems like the Outlaws were still blessed by Nuffel. Sure, they tripped over their shoelaces all match, but any act that matter they performed with perfection. Also, Ruth is a total coward for not taking the field until there was no one else left to throw at us."

Fangs McBlood Fetish, 14 Wight
"One lil two lil three little KO'd Dark Elves...I'd say about 8 of em. They fall over easy...but it was hard to make them bleed. No matter how many we'd get rid of, they'd just prance right on past our most solid defenses, find the ball as if by magic, and prance right in to the end zone in mockery of our best efforts."

Fangs again
"Oh, and Ruth is a chicken shit."

Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"Oh well, we gave it our best efforts, but sometimes Nuffel's whims are gayer than my boyfriend. While I always enjoy pirueting ballet of elf bottoms, the running away was bothersome, I couldnt really touch so much. Mhm. I'm very jealous about the others who were taking advantage of elves laying on the ground. I'm sure they'd have rather been taken advantage by a piece of dead man meat like me *hair toss* Perhaps next season we'll be on top...if you know what I mean...of the heap. Second place just doesnt do it for me. As it is, next season we cant hardly lose. I managed to persuade the boss to sign on one of my hunky friends to replace poor Stinky. The rest of the league needs to watch out *waves to the camaras* There's going to be a lot more Fabulousness! Ooouh, speaking of fabulous, I see Vincent Cross' wrist is a little limp now...Let me go introduce myself. Excuse me, ladies. *prances over that way*



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