“a predictably chaotic game against ritzi's necromantics for the Face Punchers and their fickle fans. the two werewolves used their high speed to stay out of range of ogres at almost all cost while still blitzing in to claw down goblins, which left me down on numbers for most of the game. Still managed to score but the 1-1 final result was pretty fair.

Droves of Punching fans left the fan-club when goblin 'Air' Gordo refused to put the boot in against a flesh golem who all but gave up, refusing to stand up for the final seconds of the game. Is this the blood bowl way? Are these ogres or fairies?

A spokesperson assured 'more fouls, particularly face-stomps' in a post-game press release hoping to regain the Punchers tarnished rep.”