“Well, it finally happened. After a five game unbeaten run to start their careers, they were finally shut out in their sixth. Perhaps inevitably, it came at the hands of a bunch of Dorfs, fulfilling their Gods' wishes by attempting to rid the world of such beautiful creatures.

The Golden Bulls were the first victors over these fine 'zons, commanded masterfully by Coach Paragon. This hardy bunch dominated control of the ball and the territory, only conceding possession on kickoffs.

There seemed a glimmer of hope in the eyes of the 'Score' fans when a last gasp play on Turn 18 gave them a slender chance at a TD to keep their scoring streak alive, but ' Bulls' Qorchi was having none of it, and promptly intercepted Anna's endzone-bound pass, sealing the shutout.

Plaudits must go to this indomitable Dorf rabble as, not content with breaking 2 records, they completed the hat-trick by being the first to hospitalise a 'Score' player, giving Kate a nasty Smashed Hand which will take a long time to fully heal. I guess she'll learn to think twice where she puts her hand when trying to strip the ball now!

A thoroughly enjoyable match for the Northerners, whilst these 'zons return home to lick their wounds, their egos, and anything else they care to think of.”