“Warriors Come Out to Play game three

Last game against Gres's Skinks was disastrous so much was expected from this game for the Mecca to redeem themselves. But it all went wrong. The slaves were picked off almost immediately, the mechavermin surrounded, knocked over and gang fouled and the doomwheel bombed. It was like a game of old where the slaves are desperately trying to keep players on the pitch.

After the game Dalek and Max were retired from the team. Ak47 only got spared as he can be LOS material

Man of the Match:Has to be My Little Pony, together with Tom Jones and Animal the slaves put up a valiant counterstrike in an attempt to score.

Edit:I declare this game to be the worst defeat in Mecca history. The poor slaves were fighting for survival from the start. I will be sad if the Hail to the Cheat team retire.”