“My incredible string of deaths and bad luck continues unabated! My apothecary didn't fail on a death this game-- Eyeplucker died IN THE CROWD. Not to be deterred, my apothecary failed on Groinpuller's SI. I oughtta fire the guy, he's worthless! THREE FAILED APOTH ROLLS IN A ROW!! There's about a .5% chance of that happening, folks.

Still, it was all made up for in T16, as GR Graveeater picked up the ball in the corner of the endzone, in a TZ, dodging twice to get there, in the Pouring Rain, for the TD!! With no RRs left! It was awesome. It almost-- ALMOST-- made all the pain worth it. Fittingly, Graveeater was awarded +1 AG after the match!

Thanks to notlogic for the fun game.”