“This was a really stupid game.

Great fun in the first half, looked like it was shaping up for an epic tilt.

He scored in 3 turns (surprise surprise). On my drive I managed to take out both his very nasty witchelfs (SI/KO) and trundled my way down the field for a typical orc TD in turn 8.

Second half starts.. he's down to 8 players and the ball is coming my way. He get's Blitz and dodges the three guys on the LOS back towards the EZ. I figure.. fine he's giving me the field but he'll try to break the cage as I get closer. Not so.. I trundle up the field for 4 turns (4 squares a turn) and watch him move out of the way. He's running. This pisses me off so I send my blitzers out to catch a few darkies and catch em in the lower corner of the EZ. I figure knock his thrower around a bit and he'll get mad and come fight.

No dice. I decide to foul the thrower at +4... thinking if I foul he'll get mad and come after me.

No dice. The darkelfs continue to run away like little wimps while more poor troll is doing windsprints trying to get in range of one. By now all but 3 of his players are in my end of the pitch. So I fouled the thrower twice more and scored in turn 8. Then he fouled me in turn 8 cuz I had stalled.

What a wanker.”