#9 Gobfuzz – Dead (RIP) #10 Wotzit – Smashed Knee (NI) #14 Wizbang – Dead (RIP)
“Ouch. The Eshin are always nasty, but in the past the squigs have gotten good use of their Fangs. Not today.
The road keeps getting harder for the Carnage, and the Shins were the hardest yet. The Shins kicked off, but the rain gave the Bouncers problems securing the ball, and Zoom Zoom zoomed in to grab the ball and score - twice! At the same time the squigs were maybe a bit below average in the carnage department, and that was all the Four Stabbers of the Shins needed to systematically remove the Bouncers from the pitch. As the field ran green with blood the Carnage gave up on trying to score or even stop the Shins from scoring, and tried to take out at least one of the stabbers. Without success, unfortunatly. Meanwhile the rain played better defense than the Bouncers had ever done this match, and the Shins were limited to the two scores by Zoom Zoom and another on the opening drive of the second half - more than enough to win!”
“The teams lined up to play ball, and it looked like a bloody match from the offstart. Daggers facing Razor Sharp Fangs, mayhem should have been the proxy name.
The game started, and by turn 2, one death had hit each team. The Eshins decided to take a risk and used the Apothecary on a Dagger, as there is no way for a 4th dagger to be replaced anymore... This risk paid off in the second half...
By the second half, the poor squig herders were fielding just 4 players each drive, and the daggers stopped even stabbing...
The score, 3-0, 3 turns to go, and Nuffle struck with glee. The eshins failed 3 pickups of the ball, each burning a reroll, resulting in 6 consecutive failed 4+ rolls.
The coach regrets using ZZ for this match, as he scored 2TDs which could have been scored later by other players of the same team. Ah well, lets hope he dies sooner or later”
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The road keeps getting harder for the Carnage, and the Shins were the hardest yet. The Shins kicked off, but the rain gave the Bouncers problems securing the ball, and Zoom Zoom zoomed in to grab the ball and score - twice! At the same time the squigs were maybe a bit below average in the carnage department, and that was all the Four Stabbers of the Shins needed to systematically remove the Bouncers from the pitch. As the field ran green with blood the Carnage gave up on trying to score or even stop the Shins from scoring, and tried to take out at least one of the stabbers. Without success, unfortunatly. Meanwhile the rain played better defense than the Bouncers had ever done this match, and the Shins were limited to the two scores by Zoom Zoom and another on the opening drive of the second half - more than enough to win!”