“"This is <i>my</i> season! Mine! Hank had his, Gus had his, and now it's time for me to have mine. I was a machine out there tonight! Woo!! *lowers his voice to a conspirational tone* Hey did you see that elf chick in the first row? She was totally checking me out, don't you think?"
--Rick "The Roofer" Pronsky, game MVP

"Rick's a little overexcited. You've got to be consistent to get ahead and Gus has proved his consistency is the key to getting ahead in the casualty count. Even ahead of me!"
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson

"I think the goblin squad did well covering the backfield today. We had to stand around that...thing...a bit too long. That ghoul. Slavering and making odd noises at us. I think it may have rubbed off a bit on Foreman Blake. He's got some look in his eyes..."
--Foreman Wendel

"Unhh...hsssss" *peers into your soul with seemingly lifeless eyes*
--Foreman Blake

"We're off to a good start! Finally! We'll be keeping it together for the lizards later this week and I will go ahead and make the prediction. Bulk 2, Yaks 1. Yeah, we're on a roll and we're not going to stop!"
--Foreman Tuttle”