“Fun was had by many a Brother Faithful at the face off of the Monks and Dwellers (they react really badly to sun and can't afford the finer things in life like suncream, so that's why We reckon they're indoors all day) - mostly by Us, to be fair (for we are nothing if not Most Just and True), but We graciously allowed the stunted fellows to touch the Most Hallowed Pigskin in the first half after a cunning trick play involving a throw but no catch...

Gracious were We, in allowing their goal. Gracious were We, in stomping on a fallen longbeard, and Gracious were We when The Brothers involved were chastised by the ref. Gracious were We when we sacked his thrower, and Gracious were We when we had a damn good go at doing it a second time. We would obviously have been More Gracious had We won, but alas victory escaped the Host this day...”