“"This is Bob Butchcut and tonight on Inside the OFL, we are gonna talk about this weeks match up between the Averswald Assassins and the Da'Kraz Bull Boyz. This match started out like you would expect any other match, some hits exchanged and a few people being dragged off the field by the paraclerics."

"Thats right Bob. Dan Uberwack here folks, tonight was a very strange match indeed. The Assassins came out strong and had the line of scrimmage under control and a wide open Famlex Festersore down the sidelines....Thats when things got wierd."

"You betcha Dan, The Bull Boyz just did everything right after the Assassins rumbled down into their half of the field. It was like they were possessed. The Boyz just dominated this game with superb play and solid coaching."

"Hehehe, ain't that the truth Bob. The Assassins had to be wondering if next match they should try sacrificing a few more gobbo's to the Chaos Gods before the match."

"Well from Bob Butchcut and Dan Uberwack, thats it from Inside the OFL, goodnight folks."


Comments from the Assassins team captain about the poor showing in the team's debut.

General Slaughter: "We'd have beat them dorfs and their little bull too, if it weren't for those pesky hobgobs."

Anyways, another in a long line of disappointing games for me. Thats is my 3rd straight match were I rolled around 50% luck and my opponent rolled 70% or better luck. Its hard to keep laughing it off when it gets to be no fun cause no matter what you do, your team just can't do anything right or your opponent just cant do anything wrong. GG Doowa, sorry if I seemed a bit pissed ( cause I was, just not at you )....Best thing to do when a coach is having that bad of luck is to not say anything, when you started commenting about how my players weren't doing what they should of been, that kinda annoyed me lol ( no shit they weren't doing what I wanted them to do, with 40%ish luck your guys wouldn't do anything either ). I ain't mad at ya though =)

Wraith.....aka Jason”