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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2003-12-17 06:11:20
50k
2/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
3
2
-
1
18
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-
-
-
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
5
-
1
18
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-
-
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“Game commentary by Borz, a hobgoblin for the Clydesdale Blitzers.
Da coach sed I should say sumthin ‘bout da game cause Ara got hurt real bad and dont remember nuthin cept watchin the cheerleaders just before da game.
It wuz supposed to be a good match against some tough humies coach sed. But it wuz elves weez wuz playin! They had them pointy ears all tucked up under da helmet to fool us they did. Dodgin and runnin round and not taking a hit like they should. They jumped so quick off da line they blitzed and got five of them sneaky gits around da ball even before we could catch da openin kickoff. Coach got so mad! He wuz saying go here and go there but weez not likin that too much cause that’s too much runnin. So weez started hittin those elves dressed up like humies. Weez sure hit em good too! Da armor wuz just like elves too, breakin for em all over da place.
Weez got so fired up after listnen to coach at halftime weez got a blitz of our own in da second half. Too bad the ball wuz landin right behind the whole strength of their line and weez couldn’t get to it.
When da ball did get to us there was nuthin they could do to stop us. I scored a TD but the game wuz already over.
Oh yeah, weez really wanted to foul em real bad too, but coach said not to cause it don’t take no skill to hit em when they are down. Not sure if I knows what that means but it wuz lots more fun hittin em when they wuz trying to dodge out of da way!
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Da coach sed I should say sumthin ‘bout da game cause Ara got hurt real bad and dont remember nuthin cept watchin the cheerleaders just before da game.
It wuz supposed to be a good match against some tough humies coach sed. But it wuz elves weez wuz playin! They had them pointy ears all tucked up under da helmet to fool us they did. Dodgin and runnin round and not taking a hit like they should. They jumped so quick off da line they blitzed and got five of them sneaky gits around da ball even before we could catch da openin kickoff. Coach got so mad! He wuz saying go here and go there but weez not likin that too much cause that’s too much runnin. So weez started hittin those elves dressed up like humies. Weez sure hit em good too! Da armor wuz just like elves too, breakin for em all over da place.
Weez got so fired up after listnen to coach at halftime weez got a blitz of our own in da second half. Too bad the ball wuz landin right behind the whole strength of their line and weez couldn’t get to it.
When da ball did get to us there was nuthin they could do to stop us. I scored a TD but the game wuz already over.
Oh yeah, weez really wanted to foul em real bad too, but coach said not to cause it don’t take no skill to hit em when they are down. Not sure if I knows what that means but it wuz lots more fun hittin em when they wuz trying to dodge out of da way!
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Second half when i recieved the ball he got a blitz, my daring setup to get me a fast td, couse i was outnumbered real bad, was enclosed in dwarfs an some stange beast with a horses ass and a head of an ugly man.
My turn.
I made some moves putting a wall up around my thrower and ran my star catcher deep, fast in his heals was a n00b lineman, supossedly he said he was proteckting him.
The hobgoblings were laughing their ass of at that one human approaching and just ripped him up and knocking him out.
HMM.. big truble no more real nice players left that could take a beating.
I try'ed desperately to get a player free or maybe even 2 but the dwarfs were all over me.
Then in turn 5 i saw my break, a dodge 3+ and 2+ 2 blitz and then throw the ball to my lineman. I MADE IT, so far so good, he ran to the td line and made a gfi to score, my last rr was already spend on a gfi on the thrower to get into long pass range. 2-0
then hell, now there was nothing i could do, all my strong guard players was out
well
NO
i had my ogre left to defend
but that thought the dwarfs differently short after
BH him too i desperately tryed the hit and run tacktic only leaving him his blitz every last round, at end he walked the td.
PHEW such a lucky game for my humans, this one could have gone all wrong if he hadn't been a good and fair coatch. no fouling me :D THX ALOT :D:D:D”