“If you peruse the match reports of this team, you see some very lucky games. I don't think I have ever played one as lucky as this game though. My team got the ref on the opening kick off. Dangerous? yes, but not game breaking because I only had 2 mummies vs 5 orgres. Getting them on their backs was going to be tough. But, the ogres did that work for me by rolling both downs on the first two turns. Not to worry, I can only foul one at a time, right? That is what truly broke the game, the Ogres would not stand up. They were too bone-headed to get off their backs. I just fouled one, then moved on to the next. Like a rape gang, I put the Ogres into the dugout one at a time. My mummy ended up with the ball stuck to his shirt, so he rumbled into the endzone to end the first half. The second half saw the recovery of the KO Ogres and it was three big guys vs two. My first turn was to ground and pound an Ogre causing his death. The Apo feared for his own life and did not save the Ogre. The remaining players knew they were all going to be fired and the team shut down, so they began to take risks and the blood continued to flow. Mumms the word begged for the ball, for 4 turns I put it in his arms to watch it dribble to the turf. On the last turn, he parked in the endzone and The Ball Guy V sharpened a spike on the ball and stuck it like a dart into Mumm's chest. The referees ruled it a catch and awarded Mumm's second TD of the game. A feat not often seen from such a young mummy.”