“I have no clue what exactly a Diarmuid is… I tried looking it up… according to dictionary online it means ‘No entry found’… the dictionary then went on to suggest I try Diamide which as it turns out is <I>Any compound containing two amido groups united with one or more acid or negative radicals, -- as distinguished from a diamine</I>[1] so I dunno… maybe its just a typo and the guy wants us all to think of him as some type of crazy negative acid compound like from hell or something… pretty cool mate… but you spelt it wrong… I think you need to contact an admin and fix that up…

I took a brief look at some of his players names… Temptress, Seductrice (possibly intended to be Seductress), Dominatrix… and besides trembling from fear from the sheer feelings of dread and awe… which spoooooky sounding names like this cause… I began to think that someone who dubs his players with these types of names… is a person in desperate need of sex… soon… 5 minutes ago might have been to late for him… from these names we can tell that if this poor lad gets anymore sex starved for erotic demon women or whatever the fuck his sick fantasies may include his next team may be called something like ‘Hardcore Sex Addicts’ and quite personally its something I don’t want to see…

I’m still trying to work out your stupid game… the whole troll getting knocked out idea is still not working for me… this time the monstrosity as large as a house was taken down by a group of woman… I mean… woman… the INFERIOR sex, What they do… wave their right to vote signs at him? Perhaps they held a baby shower or something and he knocked himself out as any self-respecting man would… stupid game… stupid women…

On top of this despite beating me by 3 points to nothing ol Diamide made both less money than me and his fan factor decrease whereas mine did not… so who’s the real winner here… my bet is the English language… which has recently taken over Mandarin as the most spoken language on Earth[2]… good for you English language perhaps now you will get the respect you deserve and no longer be abused by people who insist on writing ‘omg’ and misspelling diamide.

So in conclusion… don’t mess with the Webster’s dictionary because if you mess with one you mess with them all including the French phrasebooks… and their mighty dictatorship over the written word means that not only can they crush you… but they can tell you exactly what that means.


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[1] Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc
[2] Kevin Costa, What languages are most spoken in the world?
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