“OCCS Antipodal Regional Shield 12/07 Round 1

Snow Whites Pimps vs This Should Have Been a Stunty

The Pimps from fairytaleland faced off against the Khemri with the identity problem. Because of a pre-game bribe, Coach Prophane was a bit concerned, but neverless, the Pimps took the field with confidence. The first 3 hits of the game from the Pimps made it look like the Dwarves WERE facing off vs a stunty crew by scoring a SI a BH and a KO. With the LOS off the field, Blitzer, Humpy III grabbed the ball and moved forward. The 'Stuntys' moved most of their players to the top of the pitch, heavily lop siding their defense. A few blocks and fouls later and several dwarves had been sent to the BH box, but Humpy was steadly moving down the field with the ball and no defenders in sight, due to the dauntless play of the Troll Slayers. The Stunty Wannabees continued their bitch slappin of the Pimps but were not able to put any pressure on the ballcarrier, who easily strolled into the endzone uhhampered. A few more fouls went back and forth as the Pimps kicked off to the undead, but quickly followed up with a blitz, managing to put pressure on the ball and knock a Mummy down.

The second half the Pimps kicked again to the Khemri, who now greatly outnumbered their dwarven foes 14 to 7. The Stunty Khemri begin poundin the dwarves, but manage to mostly just push them around and be completely uneffective. The fouling continues, until eventually the ref does his job and bans one of the Dirty Players. Through expert defense, some timely dodging and their dedication to stand firm in the face of evil, the Pimps manage to not only keep the undead from scoring, but manage to swipe the ball away and make one last pass into a tackle zone. Just one final FU to repay the last turn foul by the Khemri!

Good game 'Coach Gus, it was a tough one, even with the 9 fouls you managed to throw!

Snow Whites Pimps 1 - 0 This should have been a stunty”