“Early in the game I left my ball carrier slghtly open and Tubi managed to POW him, get the ball and I was in a bit of trouble. But then NUFFLE smiled upon me and I tore the wood elves up over the next few turns. By the 2nd half I was able to farm 4 skills for my team, not fail a block and make every pass I attempted (aside from a meaningless funble) despite the bad weather. Tubi, couldn't hit a cow's ass with a cricket bat, failing almost everything he attempted. It wasn't much of a contest from turn 4.....

Normally my luck sucks. So this was a nice change. And there's something I have learnt during my time here. Try to take being nuffled on the chin and be rspectfull to the opponent, even when the games doing your head in.

Otherwise you make yourself look like a royal plank. After all, No one controls the dice.

And Tubi, you behaved appaulingly. Yes, I got lucky. Yes, I capatalised on it. And no, you wouldn't have done any different in my position. Calling me a skilless lucker is not only a remark from a bitter loser, it is pointless. I realy couldn't care less what you think about me. I'll forget it once I've finished typing this, have no doubts about that....

Remember this game when you're the one whose dice are being smiled upon by NUFFLE. It may make you enjoy the game more......

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