“Barkfoot:
What you be meaning, Ironfist? Joo not gunna be de captain? Me be guessin' den we needs anudda. . .
Oropher:
Well in that case. . .
Barkfoot:
Eladin! Joo is played de longest! You take de job.
Oropher:
Eladin?! I was playing this bloody game while he was learning to crawl!
Eladin:
I'm sorry, I would love to lead our valorous troop against the angry orcish horde and their vicious kicking boots, but I seem to have developed a nasty cough, and I really don't think I should risk my health you know. So sorry.
Barkfoot:
Ok, mon. I be smacken' dem for joo. Fingolfin? Elros? Where be dey?
Oropher:
What the hell? Am I freakin' invisible? Hello!
Barkfoot:
Aegnor just got here . . .
Oropher:
You are freakin' kidding me.
Barkfoot:
Eezay, mon. Joo will git your chance. Elrohir take it dis time, joo take it da next. Howz dat den?
Oropher:
Fine. But I'm holding you to it! After this damn game, I'm captain, right?
Barkfoot:
Sure ting, mon.
Oropher:
Ok. I've been propping this team up long enough. About time I got some recognition.”