“This was the most ridiculous game I’ve ever played. And I’m not just saying that because it was a bad game. I’m sure anyone reading this will say “yea sure, I’ve had bad games before too.” But let’s go through the checklist of what makes up a horrible game:

Difference in luck of over 20% - check
No spp’s awarded other than the mvp – check
Repeated failure to do the first non-move action – check, one double skull block and multiple failed dodges with goblins
Death due to falling over – check, goblin died as he failed a dodge
Star player that does nothing – check, nobbla started his chainsaw just in time to get tied up by a beast of nurgle, failed to break its armor, and died on his own chainsaw the next turn
Other team gets a blitz to start the second half – check
Multiple 2+ stupid rolls failed – check, I think I had 5 or 6 failed for the entire game, while the beast didn’t fail a single one
Failure to do a last move desperation attempt to score – check, on turn 8 managed to pick up the ball, hand it off to a goblin in a tackle zone, and watched the troll fail its stupid roll when attempting to throw the goblin

I think it’ll be a while before I can put this loss behind me and play goblins again.
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