“All Hail Nurgle!

They came, they saw, and they were afraid. Our repugnants visages scared the elves gutless, and they couldn't manage any sort of typical elf-pansy running and throwing for scores. Oak Harbor, their lone player worthy of attention, showed up for the entire game, but wasn't a factor for most of it.

We stood strong in the first half with a frightful backfield defense that caused them to cough up the ball as they tried to run by like the frightened little girls that they are. We successfully pounded our way back downfield with the ball and scored to end the first half. In the second half our loathsome demeanor took serious toll as the elves failed repeatedly as they tried to run. After our second score, our defense got overconfident, and the elves finally were able to slip by and we decided to have mercy and let them score instead of wasting effort in pursuit.

Our only worry is the lack of blood caused by the team so far, but as time goes on, we are confident that the problem will be taken care of in a sea of our opponent's blood and maimed players.

The Rot will consume all!”