“"Damn! How did we lose this? We left elf parts all over the field in the first half and still didn't manage to score!"
--Foreman Blake

"Gus and Hank are a mean pair. I can't decide which one I'm more afraid of when they get that look in their eyes on the pitch. I can't imagine what the elves were feeling..."
--Randy "The Electrician" Hutchins

"You <bleep>ing ELVES! You do that to me again and I'll be the worst thing you've ever seen! The LAST thing you've ever seen. <BLEEEEEEP> a <BLEEEP> with <BLEEP> in the <BLEEP>!! I'll kill every one of your <BLEEP> mothers!"
--Foreman <BLEEP> Tuttle, who apparently doesn't take kindly to dying.

"Yeah I took that hit. It hurt a bit. I don't think I'll ever be the same again, but coach says he's going to keep me around. Even if I won't be as effective as I once was at scoring, I think that says something about the respect the team has for it's little members."
--Foreman Klitcher

"This was a bloody game, for sure. We got outplayed when it mattered most, and no amount of blood on the pitch can make up for that. My hat is off to these elves. They're tough where it counts!"
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills”