“What a crazy party this was, my 300th game on FUMBBL...
Fall From Heaven started the match with a nice drive, which the monkeys where totally unable to stop. Nonetheless, the goal fell quickly leaving a wide window for the monkeys to tie the score.
Confident in their own abilities the monkeys set-up only to find, that a group of hang-aounds had also hanged the ref. The fact, that the substitute could actually see his former colleague made him somewhat unwilling to take any action against Den Sorte Carl-Mar, who proceeded to foul on the opposition. As the drive moved up the pitch the opposing starplayer Ethne The White was left standing unprotected and with the opposing apoth gone Carl-Mar went in for the kill screaming something about god.
Well Carl-Mar must surely have been drunk becasue the ensuing carnage made coach Gromblmompf concede the match when he got the turn back after the monkeys 1-1 tieing goal (this did not, though, prevent the camps hang-arounds from throwing the head of the former ref at The War Machine sending him out with a concussion).
We take this game as proof to why one shouldnt drink Fernet Branca when going to a party, as it turned out the monkeys where behaving so much out of conduct, that everybody left the field.
A hard one on you Gromblmompf, I hope you get back up to kill some of my players some day, its sure to say, that the monkeys owe you a game.
As Nietzche said:
For believe me! — the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment is: to live dangerously!
(The Gay Science, 1882)”
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And thats why i retired my team.”