“Absolutely devasted by the utter thrashing given them by the Pansies, the team did not even enjoy the after dinner meal, kindly furnished by first game rookie "Big Lug" who died, becoming rations.

Luckily, the Coach had enough funds in reserve to send for Big Lug's brother to replace the main course of the post match meal. On arrival the new players instructions were simple ... "Pansies - you see 'em, kill 'em." The rookie was last seen tearing up a local flower-bed, while the coach wandered off sadly to negotiate a rematch with the Pansies.

All up - SNAFU for the underskilled and underprepared side - pretty much the same problems as Big Lug had, on reflection. The only bright spot was that Biggles managed to fly, land and score! Sometimes miracles do happen!”