“When one plays a chaos team, one is usually very lucky or very unlucky, due to the nature of chaos. In this match, the tall guys with the funny haircuts were definately unlucky. Before set-up, they had 3 niggling injuries. When they did set up, a pitch invasion by Chaos fans badly hurt their ogre and KOd and stunned several more. Their bad luck continued, with players tripping over and injuring themselves constantly. Others were injured after failing blocks. The chaos team scored 5 times, helped by such kick-off events as a blitz, a perfect defense, and a tactically thrown rock which stunned the Norse thrower.

The Norse tried to get some play back, but the umpire saw what they were doing and sent off their player. In the whole match the Chaos team suffered only 1 Casualty to a block, while in the second half the Norse found it hard to find 3 able men to form a line. At least twice they had no-one on the field after a drive, and once a lone norseman had to face off against 11 angry chaos players.

Chaos, on the other hand, was blessed with good luck the whole time. The first half I only used about 2-3 rerolls, and none of those were for critical scores. Chaos players who barely knew what the ball was were able to fling it across the field with ease, where it was plucked from the sky by equally non-proficient players who then lurched towards the score line with it.

Still, amazingly, no-one was killed and that is what really counts I suppose.”