“Things started grimly for the Vanguard, as the first several turns saw the death of one of the drum majors at the hands of the massive front line of Last Season's Grudge. (In fact, for a match between two teams who have a knack for not staying dead, only 1 of 7 potential regenerations succeeded.) The team got fired up, though, and manages to tie the score at the end of the first half on a botched intercept path by one of the Blitz-Ras and a quick shovel pass by visiting superstar Count Luthor.

The second half saw skeleton lineman Decaptiates U recruited to the Vanguard as the new triangle player and a systematic cleansing of the pitch by the Vanguard. Alas, a fumbled handoff by one of the Sopranos, followed by a rare fumble from Count Luthor sealed the tie.

The Vanguard are still undefeated, with 2 wins and 1 tie, going into Week 4's matchup against the Warrior Lizards.”