“In this the first game against they have played against the ?male oppressors? the Sweet Old Ladies, in their senility, mistook a few of the opposition players. First they though J.J. Oakenleaf was Bob the milkman, Bob oppressed them regularly by being late with the milk, and then they though D. Roottender was Fred, who often oppressed them by not getting out of the way even when prodded with a walking stick.
Due to this misunderstanding J.J. Oakenleaf and D. Roottender were brutally killed on the field. After the mistake was explained to them the ladies responsible were very sorry about it.”
Due to this misunderstanding J.J. Oakenleaf and D. Roottender were brutally killed on the field. After the mistake was explained to them the ladies responsible were very sorry about it.”