“"What is it with these girls? Ladies like me, but these amazons just want to hurt me and hurt me and hurt me. This game was a lot more pleasant than our last meeting but still! I'd invite Eve to a candlelight dinner, but I'm afraid she'd stab me with the candlestand."
---Jaymez, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"Liliths pass over half the field to Ishtar was beautiful. Worthy of an elf, I thought. Not a Dark Elf, perhaps, but a lesser High Elf. The play deserved to be rewarded with a touchdown, so I let Ishtar dodge away from me. I could have stopped her anytime, of course. But I knew I alone could easily score two touchdowns. So why bother?"
---Jayne, Dark Age Outlaws Witch

"Touchdowns, blood, and crowdpushes, what's not to love. If you are capable of love, that is. Which I am not. I specialize in hatred. But even I am unable to hate what Eden has done to the team since he took over leadership from Ruth. It's a different style, but just as successful. Eden doesn't need to shout. His actions speak louder than words."
---Chasm Dark, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"I'm not Ruth. I lead by example. Just look at Salome. I injured her to set the tone and Byll picked up on it and killed Siren seconds later."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"They've called me Kyll Byll for so long, I felt it was finally time to earn the nickname. I'm a ladykiller."
---Byll, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

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