“Welcome sportsfans to another edition of Sportscenter. First up we have the WSFA Final featuring the underdog Bouncing Carnage taking on the tournament favourite Kiss of the Vermin. Kiss, with a much higher pay roll and better stats were expected to walk away with the cup this season.. However the largely unknown talent of Carnage has shown all throughout the tournament just how good they are.

The underdog squigs who had come from the bottom division, largely unknown had been pumped by the string of wins against top level competition, some players were bouncing and buzzing all over the place! On the other side of things, it was work as usual for the Ratz. One line rat had a few too many puffs of warpstone the night before and was arrested on 'Illegal Warpstone Charges'

The Kiss were quickly bogged down in there initial drive as the squigs used there unique skills to confuse the ratz. This led Bruce Lee to stand around trying to direct the Eshin to form a wall which he could use to advance up the field. However his years of ninja training were for not as a squig blindsided him and tackled him into the stands. Luckily the Eshin faithful were out in full force, and the star Assassin was lowerd lightly to the Kiss den.

The ratz suddenly enraged at the loss of there star player began to look at the ref... as soon as he looked away, the daggers came out! After a few short seconds squigs and herders alike fell to the ground, with mysterous 'holes' in there back. This led to the Carnage being thrown off balance, th0r seeking a key moment in the battle decided to give the go ahead for some 'dirty taktiks'. After the squig hopper was mauled by several ratz, one rat gave th0r a look, a return nod was given and the hopper took a rather hard stomp for a lil guy! With little resistance being given, the ratz walked in for the go ahead touchdown to end the first half.

The second half was much of the same as the Carnies just couldn't overcome the skillful play of the Vermin.

One sad note was the death of Jackie Chan a Night Runner. After the hit the gobbo frisked his pockets and held out the dagger for all to see. Commissionaire Tenpole, in attendance quickly denounced cheating and banned the Kiss from ever owning a fourth Runner as punishment (for being caught on national tv!).

With fewer and fewer Carnies on the field they eventually gave in to the never ending assault of the Eshin Assassin and the game was out of reach. With tempers flaring quickly, the squigs fouled the Eshin with 10 seconds left in the second half. th0r, taking it as the greatest sign of disrespect for his would be champions, gave the order to foul back, which resulted in a gobbo dropping... he would never get up again... much to the delight of the Eshin faithful! The ball was then run in with the final seconds ticking down, and the Kiss of the Vermin secured a 2-0 victory in the Santas lil Halfer finals!”