“Joe:
So two new teams have graced the field! The orcish rookies against the experienced might of the veteran undead team. I remember thinking we might never see another player like Grimjaw again when he died - but here he is!

Finn:
Aye. It be cheatin' I say. I dinna ken why they let 'im on.

Joe:
Still, a good game! Bit of a lucky start there for you, sending two of his players off.

Finn:
Aye. He was a lucky man.

Joe:
I actually meant you, but never mind. Things turned a bit for the worse, though, tripping up and so on, conceding that early touchdown.

Finn:
I have to admit, I'm still new to the game. I dinna ken the rules yet, let alone the strategies.

Joe:
You must be pleased with the second half then.

Finn:
Not really.

Joe:
You came from behind for a one-all draw!

Finn:
How do you figure that? I counted three to one! I dinna tink when they get sticked all back together that they canna count it against us!

Joe:
I meant the touch downs.

Finn:
The what? Anyway, time for a wee dram!”