“Match started out toe for toe, with the Vanguard managing to knock out two Saurii early while at the same time ineptly KOing themselves when a ghoul tripped. Never had a real chance though - ghouls failed every important dodge, the first foul of the game gets caught with no eye, and even a kill shot on the kroxigor didn't stick. Very soon I was horribly outnumbered.

Second half ran worse, as in addition to having the most agile saurii ever, one even handled the ball for a touchdown (had a perfect roll for dodges and handoffs with the 1 AG Saurii - it's how I knew this game was going boobies up.) And if that didn't clinch it, a frigging SKINK niggling my MUMMY on a double skull told me all I needed to know.
Then the FANS BHed my other mummy. Without a doubt a HORRIFIC performance by the Vanguard.

I had a feeling this was going to be a lousy game - I absolutely hate playing against lizards as unless the lucks on your side you're going to be ground to death, as I was. Good game, Rugged - good luck the rest of the season.

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