“What's that squishy sound? Is it a tomato yielding to the tonnage of thy chariot? NAY! Tis fling wine! All you need is a couple unwilling halflings, a hard stone road, and an ancient chariot wheel to pour forth it's life juices when slowly grinded.

Hail to the See Food Diet who were good enough sports to provide the dwindling numbers of charioteers an action smack, TD packed, grindfest of 16 turns!

The Dark Avenger has return!!! And delivers the pain of 4 casualties upont he little buggers. so this is what div Stunty is like! Me likey! He walks away with the head and guts of Chong still impaled on his magnificent horns....such twisted beauty!

And to Wake, who's body is formed from the bleeding life of his enemies. Howl from the grave! Pound upon the tomb! And breathe again! Move forward bastard brothers of demons...death and glory are waiting impatiently!”