“What an absolutely electrifying match!

The TPoTUSA set off with an excellent start, sprinting through the Renegades defense at lightning speed to score a rather lucky early touchdown.

The Renegades crowd (already famous for their bloody antics - on and off the terraces) were not happy. Their number one fan Grim 'Cheese Wire' McDeath pushed forward to the sideline, his trusty wire tucked under his sleeve and a wicked grin curling the corner of his lips. ''Lets 'ave wun of dem pansies over 'ere'' he bellowed.

Hearing his old friends yells the Renegades lineman Viktor Petrovich shoved TPoTUSA's star catcher William Henry Harrison into Cheese Wires waiting arms. The scene was nasty, suffice to say the head was the only part of Harrisons anatomy ever to grace a bloodbowl pitch again!

The loss was to much to bear for Harrisons coach (and reputed lover).
He called off the match and was later seen crying like a girl with the players soiled Jock strap over his head! Ouggghhh!
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