“Ruth, 14 Zombie
"Ha, did you see that? Those ugly stinking no good ogres were so awed by my presence, half the game they forgot to do anything at all. Without my stunning good looks and leadership skills, and the fan base, who did more work than a lot of the players, the team would never have won this game. I sat in the back and called the gaps in the Bulk defense, and let that smelly ghoul do all the hard work...I mean, do his purpose. Now that we showed the strongest team in the league how it's done, next come those fairy elves. How can they stand a chance against Ruth and the 14 Undead and 1 Werewolf?"

Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"Oh my but does Randy ever have big hands. He knows how to use them too. You can put those hands back on me anytime you want, big boy!"

Fluffer, 14 Ghoul
"Well I might not have done a whole lot this game, but at least I kicked that goblin in the nads. Goblins have nads!"

Funky, 14 Ghoul
"Oh yeah baby, I'm still way to fast. You cant catch me even if you tried. Just Get off. I'm like a little red Corvette."

Furrball, 14 Werewolf
"Awooo-ooo-ooo! This was a hard fought match. We made up from terrible luck and losing to actually winning. Awoo-oo-ooo! Luckily the Darkage-now-14 fans had shiny lights to distract the Awoo! Ogr-Awowooo! Ogres with. You fans were great! And I'm glad they Aowoo-oo-o-o-oo...appriciated the damage we did, like me taking out an Ogre! Klaws for the win."


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