“My first game of the day on FUMBBL's 5th Anniversary, and the gods were not kind - lots of useless mutations, and some diabolical dice. How I won this one, I'll never know - In the end, it was Quasthetic's lack of rerolls at the end of the first half that cost him the game, as he failed to convert a sitter after a GR fell over GFIing (with RR), having earlier mugged the ball carrier.

The game was saved in the second half with a crafty GR pass into no-man's land, deep into the second half.

It's a good job permanent injuries aren't carrying over today, because this team would be in bad shape if they did.

Good game, Sir Bobbin.”