“I'm just on one of those streaks.

Every game I've ended up with at least two Beastmen who were MNG. In this match, the Serious Injuries started on the first block thrown by my opponent and continued on throughout.

My complete and utter inability to cause casualties, make passes, or score TDs has kept any of my players from advancing in the first four games. I continue my scoreless streak with Chaos. Man, am I bad with these guys. I don't blame some of my fans for deserting me. If it was my home team I'd leave too.

Credit to my opponent for playing a tenacious game and being appropriately sympathetic to my plight.

Being able to only field seven players next match should be interesting. I suppose other, undoubtedly wiser, coaches would retire the team and start anew. Not I. I look forward to seeing the complete and utter carnage wreaked upon the poor Crusaders once more.”