“2nd ANARCHIST Match.

Asperon Thorn showed his devious nature by taking advantage of the Shampoo Slurperssz after they had recieved a particular vicous beating.

"I expect that this will probably come back to bite me." Said Asperon Thorn, "but hey, my boys like being bitten." Whoah, what the coldstones do behind closed doors is thier business.

For those that didn't see the game, the score may show that the Coldstones completely dominated the Slurperssz, but Asperon was far more devious than speculators could have imagined. Not only were the Lizards still coming off a game which left a lot of thier players unable to play, but the Sauri were still punch drunk and couldn't get a good hit on the sneaky elves. The Sauri were in such bad shape, that one decided to take a nap in the Badly Hurt box after a light hit from an elf, and didn't get up for the entire game!

When Asperon Thorn was confronted for his bully tactics he commented, "Hey, I can't follow the doings of every team, how was I suppose to know they were injured?" and then turned around and said "We were probably the best thing that could have happened to them, imagine if some of those primitive orcs or barbaric norse had gotten a hold of them."

We don't expect that Asperon is going to make many friends, in this league, with that attitude. At least some of the fans that left after thier last riotless game, against the Wankers, came back. They are probably just as sadistic as the owner of the team.”