“"I'm really tired of watching these big lugs merely push things around on the pitch. Where are the knock-downs, you apes?!"
--Foreman Tuttle

"Well we won, but yeah--I'm wondering why I can't seem to knock any sense into these Amazons. They just kept coming at me. I got a boot in the groin too. What gives?"
--Hank "The Steelworker" Sampson

"I'm really starting to get the hang of this. Did you see that awesome touchdown I scored?"
--Gary "The Truckdriver" Yablonski

"Yeah, I saw Foreman Wendel wait for your slow ass and hand you the ball. I'm surprised you managed to hold on to it, let alone take the final step into the endzone."
--Gus "The Autoworker" Mills

And still no block. After all these games, only two members have rolled doubles--Frank and Tuttle.”