“Ruth, 14 Zombie
"Just like I predicted, this was a steamroll. This wasnt Necromancers vs Necromancers. This was Ruth's Necromancers vs someone else. Outcome, Ruth 2, other nothing. Because they are nothing. And I count twice. We end the season on a high note, next season we ended it permanently as sole survivors. Oh. And as to how bad these Sorris were? Street Walker killed herself at the end of the game rather than share the field a moment longer. That's pretty bad."
Pimp Daddy, 14 Flesh Golem
"Goddamnit, quit killing my bitches. Now I'm a dolla short to buy another one."
Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"Well, that was the end of a season with another fabulous performance on my part. Unfortunately Bill couldnt handle it. Poor boy. I hear they're adding more teams next season...so excited! *bounces and claps* I'm sure there will be some more juicy flesh to be seen. We'll see you next season boys and girls!" ”
“"What? It's over? So I can get up now? Cool."
- Oliver
"You know, we keep shoving, but Pimp Daddy and Street walker just won't budge."
- Flay
"Well... right up until that last play anyway..."
- Bind, in reference to Street Walker's untimely demise
"It was a good, mostly clean game. I really shouldn't have called the gods' attention to it at the last moment though. I almost feel bad about that..."
- Coach Sorri”
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"Just like I predicted, this was a steamroll. This wasnt Necromancers vs Necromancers. This was Ruth's Necromancers vs someone else. Outcome, Ruth 2, other nothing. Because they are nothing. And I count twice. We end the season on a high note, next season we ended it permanently as sole survivors. Oh. And as to how bad these Sorris were? Street Walker killed herself at the end of the game rather than share the field a moment longer. That's pretty bad."
Pimp Daddy, 14 Flesh Golem
"Goddamnit, quit killing my bitches. Now I'm a dolla short to buy another one."
Policeman Fabulous, 14 Zombie
"Well, that was the end of a season with another fabulous performance on my part. Unfortunately Bill couldnt handle it. Poor boy. I hear they're adding more teams next season...so excited! *bounces and claps* I'm sure there will be some more juicy flesh to be seen. We'll see you next season boys and girls!"
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