“SWL Season XXIII - Schiffer's Scissor Conference - Round 1

With less than fond memories of our last clash with a norse team, the girls came into this game with only one thing on their minds - REVENGE (they're not particularly bright, so one thing is about as much as they can manage).

From the word go, the bash was on, the first block of the match killed Endoff, and things didn't improve for the norse all match. With the early KOs coming in thick and fast, they ran out of players in no time, and it was a breese for Knee Snappa to take the ball over the line in turn 8 for a half time lead.

Half time score: 1-0

Things disn't let up in the second half - the norsemen started with just 9 players, and the ladies caught them with their pants down with a blitz. The loss of Saroff (apoth failed) and Brois really rubbed salt into the wounds. Against the demoralised remenants of the norsemen, Bone Smasha was able to take the ball in for not one, but two additional touchdowns to bring the match to a close.

Full time score: 3-0


Twahnlow Votes
3 pts: #6 Brundein
This thrower has got guts! Despite the massive amount of damage they were already taking, he put everything on the line (the side-line that is) in an effort to slow down the ball carrier. He came close, and was unlucky not to drop the ball from her hands.

2 pts: #2 Ketill
The most annoying player on the field - sidestep, along with a good selection of skills for damage dealing made him a constant threat ... well, kinda.

1 pt: #3 Einarr
Drawing plenty of attention - this guy is a bit of a monster. Fortunately for us, he had a pretty poor game, and with AV6, he spent quite a lot of it in the KO box. Still, he did manage to get in one solitary cas for the Bezerkers.”