“The Bogans first game went pretty much as predicted. Bayou could have scored early on if Madman Tronka hadn't tripped just yards from paydirt. Went pretty much downhill from there. After a promising first block knockout by Waskarr Ruush both Trolls spent much of the second half just picking their noses and conducting a fling for distance contest mid pitch.

Orcy Nightkiller received the MVP for nothing in particular.

Ratz McGeezer will be acting captain next game while Fungus nurses broken ribs.

Apothecary "Twitchy Fingers" Guus has been added to the coaching staff.

What can be expected of these crazy fools in the near future is anyones guess.”