“Thisss is Skritt reporting live-live from the sewerstadium of nuln nuln! We have carefully planned our assault yess yess! the orcs wont even know what hits them no-no! Storm the field! Storm The field! (after the rowdy fans leave the pitch they leave behing the wrangled body of Hercules, and giving a nasty injury to his ogre and another player. An apothecary tries desperately to give first aid, but is blocked byy angry roaring Ratogres... Nothing left than the skaven team to mop up (allthough i didnt get that lucky i couldnt lose this:P)”
“Well Jim, the fans have obviousy found something objectionably with the Orcs, the've invaded the pitch! The game hasn't even started!
Thats right John, most of the fans seem to have strange hair all over their bodies, and look at that! They've injured 6 on the orc team. Three of them wont be coming back for this match. And the ogre is one of them.
Wait Jim, the apothecary is coming out. But no, the fans chase him away too,. No those orcs definitely arent coming back. So the orcs are down to at most 8 players for the rest of the match.
Well Jim, I think its only going to go downhill from here. Yes John, lets go home and leave those rats to beat up on those poor orcs. They probably dont want this on record anyway.
Well said John. This is Jim an John for the BBC over and out.”
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