“"Another championship for the Dark Elves. Isn't it getting boring? I know I'm bored. Ruth had the good sense to leave and look for a challenge. I hope he builds up his new team until they're a threat to us, though I doubt it. No single team can stop the Outlaws. It'd take a whole league of them, all gunning for us, to stand a fighting chance. Actually, that might be what's needed. More of us should leave and join other teams to help them out. I know it sounds dirty... like charity... but hear me out, Byll can coach the Blue Sky Bombers, Jaymez can join the Blue-Collared Bulk because he likes them big, Mary can join the Fighting Yaks Bulk for the same reason. Also she'd look good in a hat and only a hat. We'll rename the league into the Outlaw Coaching Challenge (OCC) and see which one of us gets the most out of his untalented hacks. Eden Price can take over as Boss of the 'Eadbashaz. They're already used to being ordered around by athletes better than them and they appreciated your talent well enough to foul you."
---Chasm Dark, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"I'm not bored. I'm still new. My first championship, so WOOOOOT! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! ALL OTHERS ARE LOSERS! WOOOOOOOOOOO! And what if they could've placed a trained dog in my place and done the same? It's true, this team is so excellent, it doesn't need anyone player and if it does it's not me. But I still contributed more than a dog. A dog can lick his own balls. But this is a teamsport, you see?!"
---Desmond Hill, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"I must thank our medic for saving me from carreer-ending injury. No ill feelings to the orcs, however, well, not for the bootin' I got, at least. Just for the way their stench got in my nose all game and made me want vomit in my own mouth. You can't blame them for fouling me. It's what I'd do, too, if I had to play against myself. Only difference is, I'd actually pull it off - lasting injury, healer just looks at it and says "He's gone" - because I'm good. Saw my passes? Another area I'm good at. Ace has nothing on me! Even orcs with the brains of stale bread know I'm too dangerous to leave alive. I block with the best of them, I run with the best of them, I quarterback with the best of them, I even spike drinks with the best of them (Bet the orcs trapped on the toilet with explosive diarrhea didn't notice any difference between me spiking their drinks and what Ruth would have done). Fouling might have worked on Speedy, but you have to do better to get rid of a real superstar. I'm that damn good."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer and team captain

"They tried, they really tried. But I know from my previous job working with men that trying just isn't enough. All it gets you in the end is a pat on the head and then you still have to pay full price. The 'Eadbashaz paid in full: two touchdowns and another victory for the Outlaws!"
---Mary, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"Man, the pitch was flooded. The weather report said it was the rain, but I think it was actually the tears of Mog and Brok as they cried and cried and cried because every elf they fouled got back up the next turn, dusted off the dirt from their boots and went on playing and blocking and scoring as if nothing had happened. I guess the orcs will have to continue their search for something they are good at. They have yet to find it. After today we only know fouling isn't on the list either."
---Gunn, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer”