“A record defeat for the Lighnings. They received the first kick, but failed to adequately protect the ball from Willys' star Wardancers. Willys' stole the ball and scored, badly hurting Sardines in the process. The next kick saw a blitz from Willys, who quickly grabbed the ball and scored it. This time it was Peaches turn to be badly hurt.

The match continued in that vein for the rest of its duration, and the Lightnings had to satisfy themselves with a single consolation touchdown, scored at the end of the first half. The eventual tally of injuries to the Lightnings was 4, with the near-rookie Limburger dying and Nourishing being forced to miss the Lightnings' next game. In return Willys had to face the death of Wonka, a Wardancer playing in his third game.”