“Before the match, Hurgurg Howitzers had sacrificed a flock of sheep to get Ogre gods blessing for the game. The rise of the bad moon didn't help Bearers of Hope's thrower Raimund "The Fumble" Becker when they faced Hurgurg Howitzers tonight. Raimund "The Fumble" Becker truly played to his name by fumbling the ball several times, causing at least one TD to opponent when he juggled the ball at his own end, eventually ending up slipping and falling down next to it. Howitzers had so many TD's tonight that they totally forgot to annihilate the opponent and finally after the game Bearers of Hope managed to slip out of the Hurgurg Howitzers stadion unharmed.”