“Down a man from the beginning, the dwarves still went into the match with a swagger, obviously overconfident... "Bah... Fairies?!?!". Before they could blink twice they watched their Troll Slayer fall dead to the ground with a massive branch run through his chest. It was now obvious to the Dwarves that the Catapulted Kamikazes had come to play and, if they didn't step up their game, losing might be the least of their worries.

The Skull Krackers "unleashed the fury" and attacked the Kamikazes at their weekest point... uh, pretty much everywhere. It wasn't long before pieces of Brownie, Leprachaun, and Fairy littered the field. So bad was the carnage that a number of Dwarves actually tripped and fell over Kamikaze limbs while trying to make it into the endzone, a new type of endzone defense that may have to be studied!

Nearing the end of the game, the remaining Treemen, realizing that the team may be disbanded only just after their inaugural game, began picking up the team's remaining players and throwing them to their death. This way they could atleast tell their saprolings that they met the enemy on the field of battle and that they showed no mercy.”