“<b> Pass me the Razorblade!</b>

Quite possibly the worst game of bloodbowl I have ever played.
The first half was a joke. Mag recieved and scored an early TD. (Well done) Not a problem I thought, being elves I kinda expected this. I set back up and Wham! Blitz. 2-0 down. Ok things were beginning to look grim. Turn 3 and I was trailing 2-0. The Renegades drudged back onto the pitch.
Crunch! Blitz number 2. Viktor gots strangled half to death and only the valiant efforts of the team medic manage to bring his body back to life, i'm losing 3-0.
We exchanged words somewhere along the lines of "<blaspheme> you nuffle you are an evil <insert french> god"
This drubbing goes on for the rest of the half as I continue to roll 1's and 2's.
Early during the second half things looked a bit better when the crowd run on the pitch waving feather dusters and manage to tickle three elves to the stunned position. Lot of good those faggots did. Wheres Cheese Wire when you need him? We pull one back (A touchdown that is) and later manage to botch a throw 4-1 final score.

-Renegade wanders off in search of a rope and his DIY noose tying guidebook”