“Another lacklustre performance on the pitch by the Smashers as their winless streak has been extended to seven games.
Off the opening kick off they attempted the risky, catcher/thrower reverse leading to an early break towards the end zone by Star Thrower Zeek "Cougar" Elliot, however his lack of conditioning allowed opposing players to surround and gang tackle him, causing a turnover.

One positive note regarding this game was the defence that held the scrappy FC Muerto to only one touchdown off of a turnover in the first half.

In response to their slumping record, management has signed two free-agents: Cody "The Rock" Rock a rookie lino who played his college ball at BlackHeart's School of Rock; and Derek "Iceman" Ironhammer from the South County Amateur BloodBowlLeague's Fiddleton Fiddlers. Ironhammer played three games with the Fiddlers, accumulating a murderous 18 Causalties (10/4/4) and 3 ejections.

Coach Timmy "Coach" Lundry spoke with the press yesterday and stated that, "Hey we're 0-1-7, the only way we can go is up... well I guess we could go down, but our fans will probably rip us apart is we go winless in 10, and I don't mean that figuratively."

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