“Philman, a card carrying member of the Balls for Brain club, decided to use up his second challenge by picking on the women of Coup de Grace.

We responded to this challenge the only way we know how, by beginning the game fouling one of the giant lizards to death. When the apothecary came out only to sign the death certificate and not reverse it, the lizards let out a sorrowful hiss and went into a rage. Fouls were exchanged everyturn (there may or may not have been scoring involved between them) until the second lizard was sent to that big great lizzie in ths sky...the white flag was extended and accepted.

The ladies made no money for this match, and we're thinking of punishing our accountant over this. Stay tuned for updates.”